...and it Startled the Cat
words & music © Jaye Krebs
words & music © Jaye Krebs
It started as a quiet day and hey I’m not complaining
But funny how a little noise can make things entertaining
But funny how a little noise can make things entertaining
Cause my mom farted and it startled the cat.
Well, my mom farted! It startled the cat
who somersaulted like a kitty acrobat
and landed on our puppy sleeping by the door
Hilarious I know but just you wait a bit, there's more!
who somersaulted like a kitty acrobat
and landed on our puppy sleeping by the door
Hilarious I know but just you wait a bit, there's more!
*My mom farted and it startled the cat*
(she let one rip )
(she let one rip )
Well my mom farted and it startled the cat
who somersaulted like a kitty acrobat
and landed on our puppy sleeping by the door
who woke up with a YELP and dashed across the floor
and crashed right into Dad eating breakfast in his chair
Well that was kinda crazy but it didn't end right there!
who somersaulted like a kitty acrobat
and landed on our puppy sleeping by the door
who woke up with a YELP and dashed across the floor
and crashed right into Dad eating breakfast in his chair
Well that was kinda crazy but it didn't end right there!
*My mom farted and it startled the cat*
(she cut the cheese)
Well my mom farted and it startled the cat
who somersaulted like a kitty acrobat
and landed on our puppy sleeping by the door
who woke up with a YELP and dashed across the floor
and crashed right into Dad eating breakfast in his chair!
Daddy's eggs went flying through the air!
They landed with a SHLOP on my little sister's head
I can't repeat the naughty word she said
(she cut the cheese)
Well my mom farted and it startled the cat
who somersaulted like a kitty acrobat
and landed on our puppy sleeping by the door
who woke up with a YELP and dashed across the floor
and crashed right into Dad eating breakfast in his chair!
Daddy's eggs went flying through the air!
They landed with a SHLOP on my little sister's head
I can't repeat the naughty word she said
*My mom farted and it startled the cat*
(she blew the backdoor bugle)
Well my mom farted and it startled the cat
who somersaulted like a kitty acrobat
and landed on our puppy sleeping by the door
who woke up with a YELP and dashed across the floor
and crashed right into Dad eating breakfast in his chair!
Daddy's runny eggs went a'flying through the air!
They landed with a SHLOP on my little sister's head
she tried to throw it back...but hit the baby’s chair instead!
The baby laughed and started throwing porridge round the room
The barking, the yelling, the kitchen was a zoo!
(she blew the backdoor bugle)
Well my mom farted and it startled the cat
who somersaulted like a kitty acrobat
and landed on our puppy sleeping by the door
who woke up with a YELP and dashed across the floor
and crashed right into Dad eating breakfast in his chair!
Daddy's runny eggs went a'flying through the air!
They landed with a SHLOP on my little sister's head
she tried to throw it back...but hit the baby’s chair instead!
The baby laughed and started throwing porridge round the room
The barking, the yelling, the kitchen was a zoo!
*My mom farted (peeyoo) and it startled the cat*
(she blew a trouser trumpet)
(she blew a trouser trumpet)
Well my mom farted and it startled the cat
who somersaulted like a kitty acrobat
and landed on our puppy sleeping by the door
who woke up with a YELP and dashed across the floor
and crashed right into Dad eating breakfast in his chair!
Daddy's runny eggs went a'flying through the air!
They landed with a SHLOP on my little sister's head
she tried to throw it back...but hit the baby’s chair instead!
The baby laughed and started throwing porridge round the room
The barking, the yelling, the kitchen was a zoo!
“Golly”, muttered Mom and as she looked around the place
a big blob of porridge landed SPLAT right on her face!
who somersaulted like a kitty acrobat
and landed on our puppy sleeping by the door
who woke up with a YELP and dashed across the floor
and crashed right into Dad eating breakfast in his chair!
Daddy's runny eggs went a'flying through the air!
They landed with a SHLOP on my little sister's head
she tried to throw it back...but hit the baby’s chair instead!
The baby laughed and started throwing porridge round the room
The barking, the yelling, the kitchen was a zoo!
“Golly”, muttered Mom and as she looked around the place
a big blob of porridge landed SPLAT right on her face!
It caught her by surprise , it gave her a start
She squeaked a little squeak.. then let go another fart!
She squeaked a little squeak.. then let go another fart!
*My mom farted (PU)and it startled the cat*
(she let one rip )
(she let one rip )
*My mom farted and it startled the cat*
(she cut the cheese)
(she cut the cheese)
*My mom farted and it startled the cat*
(she blew the backdoor bugle)
*My mom farted (peeyoo) and it startled the cat*
(it was a trouser trumpet)
(she blew the backdoor bugle)
*My mom farted (peeyoo) and it startled the cat*
(it was a trouser trumpet)